had a dream last night I was watching a video of a hog with gigantic balls effortlessly trotting backwards through a pen with dozens of teeny tiny piglets running around and shouted “DAMN HE GOT A BACKUP CAMERA” so loud I woke myself up
like this. he was moving so fast and dodging the piglets so perfectly. i wish it was real so badly
I can’t stop thinking about this pig. He moves with such finesse
Absolutely crazy to me that the pro AI people nearly always think creative stuff is a chore that a machine needs to do instead of something that is actually fun.
seattle mariners catcher cal “big dumper” raleigh just hit his 61st home run of the season. the ball was caught by a mariners fan wearing a shirt that said “dump 61 here”. the cameras cut away from him for about thirty seconds, and when they cut back to him he had removed his “dump 61 here” to reveal a “dump 62 here” shirt underneath
You should never create anything with a wide audience in mind. The so-called “general audience” doesn’t exist; it’s a fiction made up by advertising executives. Most of the time, great art and literature is made with the intention of pleasing no more than 4 or 5 specific perverts of the author’s acquaintance
Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn’t register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn’t consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.
